Travel day to Mexico

Official Statement from the Crown FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE It is with a rather profound sense of melancholy and the utmost distress that one must bring to light a most frightful calamity of a highly personal nature. Whilst traversing the heavens aboard an aeroplane for an interminable duration of ten hours, one was suddenly struck by an entirely unspeakable rebellion of the lower constitution. Despite one's most valiant efforts to maintain a stiff upper lip and preserve the dignity expected of one's station, the bodily faculties surrendered quite completely. This grievous betrayal resulted in a most ghastly and involuntary evacuation of the bowels, tragically soiling one's own pantaloons. One requests privacy during this deeply uncomfortable time, and trusts that the royal launderer shall be handsomely compensated for their upcoming—and most arduous—endeavours. RuiV